I still remember that Shakira song called "Hips don't lie", it would be a prefect tune to dedicate to the King of Spain after his last accident in Botswana. He was haunting elephants and, while at the camping site, he fractured his hip... aren't you too old for this kind of practice Don Juan Carlos?

But the King's hip is not his biggest problem at the moment. The haunting accident is the last straw of a number of unfortunate and consecutive incidents staged by the Spanish Monarchy.